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children are our future unless we stop them

Oh Nothing, Just A Little Girl Rapping About Colin Kaepernick

By Christmas Ape | 16 comments

Pretty sure David Whitley's nightmare has been realized when the emergence of Colin Kaepernick has inspired little blonde, white girls to cover their arms in fake tats and spew hippity hop on YouTube videos.

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More NFL Ideas Taken From 11-Year-Olds

By Christmas Ape | 67 comments

The officials working this Sunday's game between the Jets and Dolphins will use pink penalty flags as part of the awareness onslaught that is Cancertober.

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Tweet The Rich – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 28 comments

I usually try to get a NFL-related visual element to top the Klearinghouse, but news just doesn't want to cooperate today.

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We Got A Future KSK Reader Here

By Christmas Ape | 24 comments

I can only hope the natural byproduct of all these "Call Me Maybe" parodies, remixes and whatnot is awesomely inappropriate reaction videos from the people who watched them.

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Brandon Jacobs Pays Back Little Giants Fan

By Christmas Ape | 14 comments

Sure, Jacobs did a good deed, but Goodell is still gonna fine him for flashing gang signs A few weeks back, we shared the story of the 6-year-old New York Giants fan who emptied his piggy bank of $3.

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Pa. School Board Member Wants To Ban HS Football

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

Eli wanted to play squash anyway Even though this is taking place in an affluent white suburb of Philadelphia, hardly a hotbed of future football greats, that there is even discussion of banning football at the high school level will be seen as a TELLING STORY in the wider debate about the future of the sport.

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Way To Overpay For Brandon Jacobs, Kid

By Christmas Ape | 8 comments

A six-year-old Giants fan crushed by the departure of his favorite surly, occasionally motivated power back was told by his mother that Brandon Jacobs left to San Francisco because the Giants didn't have enough money to keep him.

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Will You Protect Your Kids From The Great Football Menace?

By Christmas Ape | 31 comments

You knew it wouldn't take long for some to use the apparent suicide of Junior Seau as a springboard to discuss Quasi-Weighty-Esque Issues.

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Kids? Old People? The Disabled? Shawne Merriman Beats Them Too

By Christmas Ape | 9 comments

When it comes to competition I have no regard to children,elderly, physically or Mentally challenged I'm sorry I just like to win lol— Shawne Merriman (@shawnemerriman) April 6, 2012 Just in case the weaker segments of society thought they would get clemency from Shawne Merriman, he's putting them on notice.

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