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	<title>Kissing Suzy Kolber &#187; Child Please</title>
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		<title>Oklahoma Drill? Child Please!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christmas Ape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hard Kkske, Episode 2 Yes, it&#8217;s time again for another Spongetech-powered live blog of the Cincinnati Bengals-highlighted season of Hard Knocks. Already down the irreplaceable Reggie Kelly and the guy [...]]]></description>
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<p>Yes, it&#8217;s time again for another Spongetech-powered live blog of the Cincinnati Bengals-highlighted season of Hard Knocks. Already down the irreplaceable Reggie Kelly and the guy with the reverse raccoon face, how will Marvin Lewis get his team focused for the start of the season? Strategic airhorn playing? More apples in the vending machine? Random quotes from Jordan Palmer? ONLY TIME WILL TELL!</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 13:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unsilent Majority</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because Reebok wouldn&#8217;t print a &#8220;F*#K YOU!&#8221; t-shirt. Those of you who follow @OGOchoCinco and/or watched last night&#8217;s premier of Hard Knocks are undoubtedly familiar with Chad&#8217;s favorite expression, &#8220;Child [...]]]></description>
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<p>Those of you who follow @OGOchoCinco and/or watched last night&#8217;s premier of Hard Knocks are undoubtedly familiar with Chad&#8217;s favorite expression, &#8220;Child Please!&#8221;. Now it looks as if Reebok is going to market this slogan, which probably means that we aren&#8217;t allowed to put it on one of our <a href="http://93133.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/Index/index">high quality garments</a>.</p>
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