Posts Tagged: chicago bears

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Bears Fans Can’t Handle A Measly Tornado

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 5 comments

At press time, Mike Ditka was the only man left in Soldier Field, wearing a leather football helmet and pads, screaming at the leaving masses "if you pussies won't finish this game, I'll do it for you!"

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Bears Fans Husband Tasers Packers Fan Wife, In Accordance With Regrettable Bet

By Christmas Ape | 37 comments

A rule of thumb when making wagers with someone who owns a stun gun: if the bet involves them using the stun gun, they're almost certainly going to follow through with it if they win. And such is the moral of this story, other than the obvious "don't marry fans of division rivals".

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The Best And Worst From Bears-Packers

By Christmas Ape | 56 comments

Very kind and Midwestern of the Packers to see the Bears missing their starting quarterback and lose their own. A backup's duel between Josh McCown and Seneca Wallace isn't exactly what anyone was hoping for when this game was scheduled, though the result turned out to be better than that description would suggest.

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Bears-Packers Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 1,061 comments

Josh McCown vs. Seneca Wallace: Feel the excitement!

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Bears-Packers Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 1,078 comments

I don't know how to break this to you, but we've got a McCown starting a primetime game in Lambeau Field.

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The Best Moments From Giants-Bears

By Christmas Ape | 27 comments

New York made Chicago work a little harder than expected for the win everybody presumed the Bears would get.

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