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Requiem For An Orton

By Christmas Ape | 64 comments

In which our inebriated hero saunters off into the sunset.

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Brandon Marshall Signs Contract Extension On ‘The View’

By Christmas Ape | 33 comments

More contract extensions should be signed on daytime TV.

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Jared Allen Signs With The Bears

By Christmas Ape | 39 comments

No NFC North pass rushers are allowed to leave the division, it seems.

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Henry Melton Allegedly Got All Bitey On A Restaurant Manager

By Christmas Ape | 39 comments

NFL teams still want him. Who cares if he bites? That's what face masks are for.

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Jay Cutler Joins The Irresponsible DOOOONNNNTTTT CAAAARREEE For Vaccinations Herd

By Sarah Sprague | 322 comments

Sadly, Culter and Cavallari have fallen victim to conjecture and disproven theories and not only are putting their own children at risk, they are risking the health of other families around them.

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Devin Hester Is Hitting The Open Market

By Christmas Ape | 38 comments

Now the Bears might have the chance to make the mistake of kicking to Hester.

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The Bears Are Gonna Be Taking Martial Arts

By Christmas Ape | 31 comments

The class bully will never pick on them again.

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