Now is not the time to be acting like little crybaby womens. You are not feeling so good, eh? You do not like to be losings big football game by 91 points, eh? El Guapo thinks you should be playings soccer with the little girls then, yes? No one can score 91 points in soccer, not onless you shoot the bandito in the goal. And I would know! I done this many times!

Your were losings by 70 at the half time. Tell me somethings, Estero High Schoul, did you thinks you would score 71 points in the second half of the game? This make no sense to El Guapo. If you are tired of losings, go back to the cantina, eh Hefe? Do not cry like soggy little babies because you are no good at this football. And thees goes for your mommies and daddies as well!

Here in Santa Poco, we have a sayings. The sayings go, “Do not point a gun at me and then get upset when I shoots you before you can pulls the trigger.” We have a plethora of sayings like that one, but they all mean the same thing. They means to take your whippings like men. So if El Guapo upsets you by rapings your horses and ridings off on your womens, do not be upsets with me. Be upsets with yourself for beings a little woman.

Come now, Hefe. Take me to my piñatas!