NO MAILBAG THIS WEEK.

However, we will offer alternative programming: send us your angry fantasy football rants about this season, with a focus on the gut-wrenching loss that knocked you out of the playoffs or kept you from reaching them. Make the subject line “Fantasy Football Bitching”. The best three submissions will be posted on Thursday, and the winners will get… ummm… a small sense of accomplishment?

Gross! Drew’s kissing a cat!

Welcome to the Friday Five, our unimaginitively-named Friday afternoon post where we provide you with five things the KSK staff is looking forward to this coming weekend. Today’s sponsor is the recently discovered Gangsta Cat, aka Sebastian, the cat with gold teeth.

This week, we’re looking forward to…

1. Big Daddy Drew returning to Minnesota and eating bin after bin of fried butter.

2.  Todd Haley yelling, losing:

3. Eli Manning’s flippin’ sweet new ad:

4. The return of BEEF MOE:

5. Mike Florio calling Randy Moss lazy after he catches 10 passes for 116 yards on an injured knee:

Drink irresponsibly. We’ll see you Sunday.

Consider this your mailbag reminder. Get your Fantasy Football / Sex Advice questions in with a quickness if you want them answered today. Meanwhile I’ll be sitting here crying into my strawberry tartar over the death of Harry Douglas’ knee. Harry, if you need a slow white man’s ACL, just call me and I will be in the Dirty Dirty tonight with a bottle of ether and a carving knife that I stole from Golden Corral. We 502 boys gotsta stick together.