NO MAILBAG THIS WEEK. Our apologies, as we know that it’s crunch time for those of you in the fantasy playoffs and others who are trying to get laid over the holidays.

However, we will offer alternative programming: send us your angry fantasy football rants about this season, with a focus on the gut-wrenching loss that knocked you out of the playoffs or kept you from reaching them. Make the subject line “Fantasy Football Bitching”. The best three submissions will be posted on Thursday, and the winners will get… ummm… a small sense of accomplishment?

Gross! Drew’s kissing a cat!

Welcome to the Friday Five, our unimaginitively-named Friday afternoon post where we provide you with five things the KSK staff is looking forward to this coming weekend. Today’s sponsor is the recently discovered Gangsta Cat, aka Sebastian, the cat with gold teeth.

This week, we’re looking forward to…

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YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE…

Consider this your mailbag reminder. Get your Fantasy Football / Sex Advice questions in with a quickness if you want them answered today. Meanwhile I’ll be sitting here crying into my strawberry tartar over the death of Harry Douglas’ knee. Harry, if you need a slow white man’s ACL, just call me and I will be in the Dirty Dirty tonight with a bottle of ether and a carving knife that I stole from Golden Corral. We 502 boys gotsta stick together.

First thing I’m gonna do is fire John Shaw. Then I’m gonna shit on the FieldTurf!