Posts Tagged: Carolina Panthers

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Panthers-Buccaneers Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 714 comments

It's being played in a stadium half-filled with fans and the rest bacteria, but at least it's slightly less sloppy than the game on Monday night.

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Panthers-Buccaneers Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 726 comments

In a historic first, this evening the NFL will play a game in Cuba, where the autocratic Schiano regime's rule is complete and no one has access to food, victories or health care.

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‘If I See Him In The Street, I’mma Bust Him In His F*cking Mouth’

By Christmas Ape | 9 comments

Steve Smith notched his 800th career catch on a touchdown in the Panthers' 30-15 win over the Rams on Sunday.

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Week 5 Late Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 1,019 comments

[via] A silly typo by ESPN after Peyton Manning dismantled the Ravens on opening night.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Carolina Panthers

By Christmas Ape | 39 comments

Last year: 7-9, second place in NFC South Acquisitions: Star Lotulelei, Chase Blackburn, Ted Ginn, Kawann Short, Drayton Florence Departures: Chris Gamble, James Anderson, Louis Murphy, Ron Edwards Vegas win total over/under: 7 wins.

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Panthers Running Backs Singing ‘Just My Imagination’ In A Waffle House

By Christmas Ape | 12 comments

Carolina's backfield might be an infuriating mess for fantasy owners, but, to their credit, they can carry a tune.

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Cam Newton Riding A Segway And High-Fiving In San Diego

By Sarah Sprague | 24 comments

Apparently Ape's wasn't the only one off on a grand adventure this weekend, Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton spent his 24th birthday riding a Segway and dishing out high-fives along the beach in San Diego.

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Jerry Richardson Is A Lying, Crusty Bag Of Dicks

By Christmas Ape | 27 comments

Panthers owner Jerry Richardson was one of the principal villains of the 2011 NFL lockout, melodramatic in his ridiculous demands for the owners to "take back our league" and either patronizing or insulting to those he was supposed to be negotiating with.

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Cam Newton Was As Captivated By The NBA All-Star Game As We Were

By Christmas Ape | 10 comments

Cam Newton's sideline expressions get scrutinized in ways that border on insanity.

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