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Canadia

Crackhead Toronto Mayor Smokes Crack, Luvs Ya Blue

By Trevor Risk | 28 comments

Rob Ford, woke up this morning, knowing he was going to admit to the world that he hits the Casper Chronic, looked at himself in his giant mirror and thought "Today feels like an NFL tie day," and put on his tie that, considering the Oilers logo and moustachioed Buccaneer, has to be so old that it was a gift from Toi Cook.

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Sorry, Pot-Smoking Canadian, No Super Bowl For You

By Christmas Ape | 10 comments

A Canadian man won an all-expenses-paid trip to the Super Bowl from Bud Light Canada, but was turned away by customs agents at the Toronto airport on Thursday because he got busted on a marijuana possession charge in 1981.

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Canadia

By Christmas Ape | 5 comments

Apparently Jim Fassel's declaration of absolute fealty did little to sway Count Al, as the coach is now a candidate to take a job in the CFL.

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The CFL is a chickenshit operation

By flubby | 29 comments

In the States he is known as “the idiot kicker”; in his native land he is simply “the kicker.

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Canadia

Northern Aggression: Dey Took Urr Fertbaw!

By Unsilent Majority | 47 comments

Our beloved game is under attack, and from an entirely unlikely adversary.

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