Everything bad that ever happened or will happen to Brian Bosworth is completely deserved.

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A former Buffalo Bills employee has been indicted in state court for stealing from the team. Shockingly, this person is not former quarterback J.P. Losman. Buffalo fans were stunned to learn that their team was pressing theft charges against someone other than the 2004 first-round bust out of Tulane.

Former administrative assistant Bonnie Krauss, and not the new quarterback for the UFL’s Las Vegas franchise, plead not guilty to charges she embezzled $70,382 while employed by the Bills.

Krauss, who, unlike Losman,was not among a class of draftees that included Ben Roethisberger, Phillip Rivers and Eli Manning, has been accused of unlawfully falsifying team documents for her personal gain but not of accepting millions of dollars to suck ass, get hurt and throw interceptions.

No, not Ronnie DeVoe in the center. It’s Matt Stafford, who just agreed to become the #1 overall pick. It’s the richest contract ever given to a draft choice. Maybe now he afford to learn to wear a goddamn hat correctly.