Okay, you’ve suffered enough of my homerism for one day. Let’s turn our focus to another pivotal divisional matchup laden with playoff implications, as the Bucs, fresh off their humbling at the hands paws of the Panthers, take on the Falcons. Naturally, Jeff Garcia’s date with Matt Ryan will get all the attention, but what of the two receivers responsible for making them look good. WHO YA GOT?

This week, we’re holding the second annual KsK Kares Kharity Drive for Fisher House, which helps build temp housing for disabled veterans and their families. You can donate directly to FH here.

Tails never fails, motherfucker.

So Cleveland “won” the coin toss today. Actually, the Bucs lost it. The Bucs GM called heads. What the fuck is heads? And why did HE get to call the fucking coin? Shouldn’t there be some arbitrary method to figure out who gets to call the coin?

Anyway, we’re done for another week. We may have a surprise for you coming up after the weekend, but we won’t jinx it. Your cheerleader today is Christy, seen here playing quarterback. I hear she’s also a great tight end.

See you next week.