Posts Tagged: Brian Fucking Russell

Brian Fucking Russell

By Captain Caveman | 27 comments

'A rickety tackler with a Frank Gehry eye for angles.

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Seahawks Fans: A Fanbase So Sour, It Can Only Be Safely Contained in a Magnetic Field

By Christmas Ape | 53 comments

Because they harbor a delusion that tells them that we care, Seahawks fans are letting the world know that they would rather become the only team without a Super Bowl title in a division that includes the Rams and the Cardinals than see the Steelers win another one.

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Don’t Touch Him! You’ll Get the Stink of Failure All Over You!

By Captain Caveman | 32 comments

Memo to all NFL players: Any interaction with Brian Russell, no matter how small, can be calamitous to your career.

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Domenik Hixon, I’m gonna make you a STAR!

By Captain Caveman | 27 comments

You know, you New York Giants deserve some more respect.

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Introducing the Worst Third-String Quarterback You’ve Only Recently Heard Of

By Captain Caveman | 33 comments

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Safety Brian Russell took snaps as a quarterback after practice, which was really like an emergency drill.

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