We apologize that we’re only just now addressing the fact that Patriots rookie Brandon Spikes has a sex tape. As you know, Big Daddy Drew — our resident black dick enthusiast — is on vacation, so we have yet to view the video, although you may do so at your own leisure over at World Star Uncut (NSFW, obviously). For the sake of good taste and cleanliness, I hope that “uncut” refers to the tape and not Spikes’s penis.

Also, we’d like to point out that, like Deadspin, we were NOT interested in the rights to the tape for $1500. Not when there’s so much free bukkake on the Internet.