Eagle-eyed reader James sent along this winning picture of Giants RB Brandon Jacobs with a tasty piece of arm candy at a party two weeks ago.  I was wondering who the woman was, so I consulted some friends with extensive knowledge of the hip-hop celebrity party scene.  Their response:

“I think she’s what they call a groupie hoe.”

I certainly hope so, sir.  Cheers to you, and may you say your t-shirt’s slogan in the style of Napoleon Dynamite.  GOSH!

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