The life of a bonus baby quarterback does not suck. Well, at least until he arrives in Detroit. I guess it’s all downhill from there. In the meantime Stafford looks like he knows how to have a good time. Of course it’s easy to have a good time when you’re riding around on a boat with that blond in the middle. God damn. That poor girl to her right even looks like she’s checking herself out to see how poorly she stacks up to the competition. Hopefully she isn’t being too hard on herself. Continue after the jump for some bonus sexiness courtesy of everyone’s favorite Tumblr (NSFWish).

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BOOBS TO SOOTHE THE SAVAGE DREW. A quick palliative for Drew after his morning hateFavrefest, here’s a Tumblr page dedicated to posting images of Christina Hendricks, Drew’s and everyone else’s favorite uberbuxom redhead from TV’s Mad Men. This is also a reminder to shoot over your sexbag questions for this week’s column. Ufford will be authoring it this week, so gird yourself for some tersely worded scorn.

Ext. Golf Course

Michael: Nice drive, kid.

Tony: Thank you very much, Mr. Jordan.

[cellphone rings]

Tony: Oh no.

Michael: You gonna get that?

Tony: I really don’t want to.

[cellphone rings]

Michael: Could be important.

Tony: I doubt it.

[cellphone rings]

Michael: Answer the fucking phone before I toss it in the lake.

Tony: You got Romo!
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