In these times of financial peril getting your pay docked to the tune of $117,000 is enough to make anyone reassess their spending. But Plaxico Burress is handling his recently suspension and attendant fine quite well, thank you. See, Plax had planned on going to Mike Strahan’s Halloween rager wearing a badass custom-made Iron Man costume that cost ten grand. But after those fucking Nazi queers Reese and Coughlin decided to shit on his rights as a parent, that idea seemed a tad profligate. But did that deter noble, Plax? Of course not!

Necessity being the mother of invention, Plax looked around and found a more frugal, yet just as awesome, costume alternative. Perhaps you saw him modeling it during warm-ups Monday night. Looking good Plaxberg!