Jesus, Mary, and Joseph’s Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: Ocho Cinco was up before dawn to shop at Best Buy this morning:

Ocho Cinco makes his way through the Best Buy store in Florence, Ky. He said was in the store to buy coach Marvin Lewis a gift. Seen with a Rock Band kit, portable stereo and a Cuisinart four-slice toaster, Ocho Cinco said, “I’ve been trying to call coach, but he doesn’t answer.” It was 5:25 a.m.

As I said over on With Leather, the only way that list of items could be better was if it included some Michel Gondry DVDs.

But you know what?  There’s a lotta shit in a Best Buy.  That list of items/potential Marvin Lewis gifts could probably be WAY better.  Since we’re lazing through the day, we’ll open up the comments for what else Chad should be buying at Best Buy.  Please include your reasoning and imagined Ocho Cinco commentary if necessary.