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This Flippin’ Sucks!

This Flippin’ Sucks!

By Christmas Ape | 8 comments

Way to close the Meadowlands with a bang, New York Cockface Giants.

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Class of the ’04 Tards: Large Benjamin vs. Bitter Elisha. WHO YA GOT?

Class of the ’04 Tards: Large Benjamin vs. Bitter Elisha. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 25 comments

With the game in London this weekend, Drew suggested that this match-up should be between football and soccer, but that's not really much of a contest, much like the Saints and the Chargers.

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Monday Night Episode 6: Return of the Eli

Monday Night Episode 6: Return of the Eli

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

Monday saw the further degradation of the once-juggernaut NFC Beast, as the Giants quickly lost patience with Brandon Jacobs simply running over the defense and decided to put the game in Eli's hands.

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You Mean There’s More?: The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason

You Mean There’s More?: The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason

By Christmas Ape | 11 comments

If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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