Posts Tagged: bill simmons

Always Be Covering
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Always Be Covering: Homer Simmons

Always Be Covering: Homer Simmons

By Unsilent Majority | 21 comments

Homer Simmons can compare every NFL team to specific kind of blackjack dealer.

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Alex Smith is f--king terrible
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MY DAD IS COOLAH THAN YO-AH DAD! – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

MY DAD IS COOLAH THAN YO-AH DAD! – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

Bill Simmons felt the need to mark the 34th anniversary of the first Halloween movie by taking his son to a place where part of the movie was filmed in a Patriots jersey and a Michael Myers mask.

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Big Daddy Drew
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“Officer, Don’t You Know Who I Am?”

“Officer, Don’t You Know Who I Am?”

By Big Daddy Drew | 94 comments

Billy "I Own Four TV's" Simmons had an article detailing the Pats 4th and 2 call from Sunday Night. It contains the usual assortment of Simmons arguments that he deems irrefutable.

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Big Daddy Drew
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I Don’t Know How I Keep Picking These Lines Correctly!

I Don’t Know How I Keep Picking These Lines Correctly!

By Big Daddy Drew | 31 comments

Bill: Okay, it’s Week 15 of the NFL and, as always, our dear friend Cousin Sal is with us.

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Bill Simmons Has Graduated From Retard to the Urtard

Bill Simmons Has Graduated From Retard to the Urtard

By Christmas Ape | 38 comments

Since early this season, I've tried valiantly to avoid Bill Simmons, he of the puffy jowls, the nasally voice and the inept game predictions.

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FF: Chopping Up Simmons’ Top 50

FF: Chopping Up Simmons’ Top 50

By Monday Morning Punter | 33 comments

I ran into Drew (pictured) at Petsmart yesterday and he asked me to write a piece trashing Simmons' fantasy picks that appeared in his August 31st essay on Page 2.

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