Posts Tagged: Bill Belichick

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Sweatpant Legs, Like Sweatshirt Sleeves, Are No Match for Bill Belichick

By Captain Caveman | 77 comments

You know, I get cutting off the sleeves of a sweatshirt to free your wrists from the constraints of elastic, but cutoff sweatpants.

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YARRRR! BE GONE SINGLES! THIS BE A COUPLES SKATE!

By Christmas Ape | 33 comments

I recall it was last week that I proclaimed "Bill Belichick: A Football Life" to be unwatchable on near "Whitney"-ian levels.

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Bill Belichick in: ‘How to Urinate Like a Pro’

By Captain Caveman | 33 comments

As you've almost certainly noticed, there's been a marked uptick in the amount of urine-related imagery on KSK over the last week.

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Coaching Tree Infighting: Mumblechick vs. McSuperAIDS. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 21 comments

Last year, Josh McDaniels was tasked with making Matt Cassel look like an adequate quarterback, and by employing the daring strategy of exploiting a stacked receiving corps, he was able to accomplish just that.

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Dislexy Rexy Will Not Kiss the Rings You Gave to Putin

By Christmas Ape | 67 comments

I don't think there's ever been another team in history that's generated more buzz with a win over the Texans than the Jets have this week.

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Cooking with Chef ‘Chick: Mumble Pie

By Christmas Ape | 79 comments

One of the more grating and oft-repeated mantras by the Patriots and echoed by the media has been the "humble pie" that head coach Bill Belichick feeds to his squad of cyberkinetic douchebots each week to putatively keep them grounded and keep them from taking the competition lightly.

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