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Peter King Loves Carrots, Football-Hating Poets

By Big Daddy Drew | 132 comments

When we last left Busy Beaver Peter Kingdrop, he was fully disclosing that he shared an agent with Jeff Fisher, and that you were more than free to not believe him when he said that Jeff Fisher MAYBE KINDA SORTA picked the Rams more than he rejected the Dolphins.

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Peter King Is Amazed By His Barista

By Big Daddy Drew | 108 comments

When we last left professional cricket sideline reporter Peter King, he was reporting on things that Adam Schefter had reported on, marveling over naked homeless women breastfeeding on the subway, and paying tribute to the drafting prowess of Josh McDaniels.

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Let’s Get On With The Inevitable Peter King Tebow Slurp Job

By Big Daddy Drew | 135 comments

When we last left Josh Bickford biographer Peter King, he was maybe almost kinda considering splitting his vote for MVP into portions so small that they can only exist for a billionth of a second and may or may not be the key to unlocking the secrets of extra physical dimensions of the universe.

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Which Interesting NFL Columnist Relies On The Legendary Josh Bickford For His MVP Thinky Thoughts?

By Big Daddy Drew | 101 comments

When we last left the Earl Dittman of NFL writers, Peter King, he was getting free health care late at night, mourning dead people who were so good, they could have come from Pittsburgh, and bitching about Starbucks becoming too homogenized.

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Peter King Declares Week 15 The League Leader In Interestingness

By Big Daddy Drew | 83 comments

When we last left Colt McCoy's publicist, Peter King, he had a great deal of stunning in his voice at the fact that the Patriots only get to play in Washington once every decade or so.

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