Whoa, whoa, whoa… tickets are still available to the Lions-Seahawks game this Sunday because Detroit fans aren’t going to make the trip? But this is the weekend’s premiere matchup between a 1-6 team and a 2-5 team! Hell, the last time these two teams faced off, the final score was 9-6! Barns: burned. WHEEEEEE!!!

Hey, how come Detroit doesn’t host more Super Bowls? Is it the vagabonds frozen in ice in the elevator shafts of abandoned warehouses?  Be honest.  It’s the dead frozen vagabonds, isn’t it? [The Detroit News]