Kissing Suzy Kolber » better living though plastics http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Sexy Friday and the mothers of invention http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/sexy-friday-and-the-mothers-of-invention.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/sexy-friday-and-the-mothers-of-invention.html#comments Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:47:09 +0000 flubby http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4200

When the Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator went online earlier this week, it dawned on me that humankind has finally reached its intellectual zenith. We are now wresting away the closely-held secrets of creation itself. Every major invention that will ever be produced has now been accomplished. Sure, there may be some minor fine-tuning of existing technologies as we move forward. But as far as new discoveries go, mankind is now on the downwar—- SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP, A FLOATING BEER PONG TABLE!!!!




Truly, this is an age of endless wonders.

More T&A after the jump…




[ floating beer pong table via The Presurfer; hotass Skins cheerleader photos via nflraven's flickr photostream ]


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