When the Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator went online earlier this week, it dawned on me that humankind has finally reached its intellectual zenith. We are now wresting away the closely-held secrets of creation itself. Every major invention that will ever be produced has now been accomplished. Sure, there may be some minor fine-tuning of existing technologies as we move forward. But as far as new discoveries go, mankind is now on the downwar—- SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP, A FLOATING BEER PONG TABLE!!!!

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