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Joe Flacco Wants Elite Quarterback Money

By Christmas Ape | 50 comments

Diamond picker performance bonus kicks in with each Pro Bowl nod Joe Flacco spent the month of January either openly or passive aggressively complaining to the media that he doesn't receive the appropriate amount of credit when the Ravens win and that maybe people should look past trivial things like stats and how much confidence his teammates have in him.

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Remember Now, Joe Flacco Is The Elitest To Ever Elite

By Christmas Ape | 6 comments

Flacco's bitchy tongue-and-cheek comments this week about the Ravens winning despite his mediocre play was awfully prophetic.

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Please Everybody Tell Joe Flacco That He Is Pretty

By Christmas Ape | 45 comments

The Ravens are days away from hosting a home playoff game for the first time in five years and who do they have to thank for it.

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First, I Was Like Derp. There Is No Second Part.

By Christmas Ape | 27 comments

That was a decidedly ugly game, but from a schadenfreude standpoint, it was a masterstroke in the hatestroking arts.

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Prepare For Dramageddon

By Christmas Ape | 965 comments

In this one, people actually root for the asteroid to hit Earth.

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Ed Reed Family Search Party Live Chat

By Christmas Ape | 34 comments

Charlie Weis Already Placing Orders At Gainesville Restaurants When your franchise's last postseason victory came against the Houston Oilers, you've been going through quite a bit of football frustration the last generation or so.

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Homely QBs Separated At Birth

By Christmas Ape | 62 comments

Reliant Stadium Roof Collapses Under Weight Of Suck Some folks will wonder why we're not starting the live blog earlier in the evening to accommodate the rescheduled and relocated Giants-Vikings game.

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Dirty Birds Vs. Dirtiest Birds

By Christmas Ape | 76 comments

OF COURSE, the first Thursday night game of the year (at least of those broadcast on NFL Network) would be a better match-up than any primetime game from the previous week.

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UNIBROW YEAAHH DUMPOFF TO RAY RICE YEAHHH

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

Via The Baltimore Sun, Peter King's most prized formerly decent metropolitan daily, comes the news that Joe Flacco dressed as The Situation for the team's charity Halloween event earlier this week.

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