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Joe Flacco Is The Now The Best Player At Getting Paid

By Christmas Ape | 43 comments

According to the meaningless broader terms of his new six-year, $120.

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Troll Genius Tom Brady Gets Revenge On Joe Flacco With Contract Extension

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

Joe Flacco has outplayed Tom Brady in the last two AFC Championship Games, the second of which Baltimore won en route to capturing its first Super Bowl title with Flacco under center.

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Super Bowl XLVII, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 2,054 comments

Early San Francisco penalties allowed Baltimore to grab a quick touchdown lead.

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Super Bowl XLVII Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 1,777 comments

There isn't any element of this game or any figure involved that hasn't been picked apart many times over, so I'll spare you any further build-up.

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Thomas DeCoud Has Baldinger Finger – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 21 comments

via Falcons safety and occasional DX member Thomas DeCoud broke his middle finger in the regular season finale against the Buccaneers.

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Joe Flacco Quits Being Dull, Starts Using Real Talk, Calls Cold Weather Super Bowl ‘Retarded’

By Christmas Ape | 43 comments

Joe Flacco knows he's a boring, unibrowed wet blanket and he doesn't care if you know it too so long as you think he's elite.

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AFC Championship Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 1,603 comments

The Patriots came out and tried to hurry-up the Ravens to death.

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AFC Championship Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 1,188 comments

When Baltimore defensive coordinator Dean Pees was asked this week how his team plans to stop Tom Brady, he jokingly replied, "Hire Tonya Harding." No need to outsource the Dreamboat injury duties when you got Bernard Pollard on the roster.

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