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		<title>DA DOUCHE</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christmas Ape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What better way to broadcast your love of the Bears and make yourself look like a flyleaf sheet in a yearbook than being a mosaic of player autographs. Now, the [...]]]></description>
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<p>What better way to broadcast your love of the Bears and make yourself look like a flyleaf sheet in a yearbook than being a mosaic of player autographs. Now, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2007/01/sports-tattoos-this-guy-likes-the-bears">the Intarwebs have taken note of this Glenn Timmerman fellow before</a>, but a cursory examination of the photos shows that his is a work in progress. Note the addition of the Super Bowl XX logo at the base of his neck. With space seemingly at a premium, perhaps he needs to get innovative with future Bears. Cutler can be signified <a href="http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/celebrities_male/celebrities_male_106.jpg">like this</a>. The vag would also make sense for Jay, but if this latest advertisement is any indication, we know <a href="http://deadspin.com/5221687/jim-mcmahon-is-the-mvp-of-the-bedroom">Jim McMahon is already occupying that real estate</a>.</p>
<p>[<a href="http://afrojacks.com/pics/4-pics/2875-when-tattooing-meets-autograph-collecting">AfroJacks</a>]</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flubby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whiskey River take my mind. Busted Coverage has some pictures of Neckbeard after an evening on the town. If I were Orton, I wouldn&#8217;t be embarrassed about the passed-out pics. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/orton_21.jpg"><img src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/orton_21.jpg" alt="" title="orton_21" width="300" height="232" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-10739" /></a><strong>Whiskey River take my mind.</strong></strong>  </p>
<p><a href="http://www.bustedcoverage.com/">Busted Coverage</a> has some <a href="http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=10204">pictures of Neckbeard</a> after an evening on the town.  If I were Orton, I wouldn&#8217;t be embarrassed about the passed-out pics.  There&#8217;s no shame in crashing at a stranger&#8217;s house after a night of epic carousing.  However, there is no forgiving that Jim Morrison t-shirt&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Boston Vs. New York? Oh, That&#8217;s F&#8211;king Original</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Daddy Drew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good to see you two towns get such needed press coverage. Why don&#8217;t you go to the gym and pump each other?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_3ZJuj_RcIcI/R5QJmLXhxvI/AAAAAAAAAy8/MyldVrpq0A0/s1600-h/weeklydigcover.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_3ZJuj_RcIcI/R5QJmLXhxvI/AAAAAAAAAy8/MyldVrpq0A0/s320/weeklydigcover.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157758024737212146" /></a><br />Good to see you two towns get such needed press coverage.  Why don&#8217;t you go to the gym and pump each other?</p>
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