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		<title>UPDATED: Matt Vasgersian should probably stop talking for a little while.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Normally we&#8217;ve got no problem with Matt Vasgersian. In fact, I would go as far as to say he is a friend of the site. But this idiocy cannot go [...]]]></description>
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<p>Normally we&#8217;ve got no problem with Matt Vasgersian.  In fact, I would go as far as to say he is a friend of the site.  But this idiocy cannot go without mention.  First of all, the whole &#8220;this black person looks like a well-known black person&#8221; <a href="http://thebiglead.com/?p=13508">is kind of played out</a>&#8211; if it was ever funny to begin with.  Secondly, in comedy, timing is pretty important; and Matt&#8217;s timing here kind of sucks.  </p>
<p>Lastly, I know this appears to be a clip from a &#8220;Base Ball&#8221; contest, but bear with us.  There&#8217;s a regrettable football connection before it&#8217;s over&#8211; followed by uncomfortable silence and then some forced laughter.</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE</strong>: From the comments, Matt Vasgersian speaks in his defense:<em> &#8220;I am an idiot .. Save the racial stuff which is just flat out wrong, almost all of what has been posted on my regrettably horrific timing is spot on .. It was a bad decision made on live tv and i can absolutely understand how that make an announcer sound insensitive. Bad on the spot judgment. Nobody feels worse about it than I do guys.&#8221;</em>  </p>
<p>Good enough for us.  We will give you a pass on this one, Matt. Just watch out for queasy Philly QBs and pissed-off Denver EMTs who aren&#8217;t as forgiving.  </p>
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