This is a friendly reminder that the window for submissions in the Men With Balls tip contest closes at the end of the day on Thursday. Now, the non-Drew members of KSK don’t particularly give a shit how Drew’s book does, as long as it out-sells God Save the Fan. (It will.)

However, what we DO care about is working so damn hard to come up with comedic material. Do you think the recurring characters are getting tired? Are you wondering why The Dirty keeps getting great photos of NFL players partying?

Do you know why that’s happening? It’s because you’re sitting on your ass, waiting for the KSKanaries to sing a little more.

Well, fuck that. Participate a little. Screw winning a free book. Send us an email that makes us laugh, and we’ll laud your awesomeness. Take, for example, a reader we’ll call “Ed,” who submitted the following photo with the sole text “I am a man of science”:

A man of science… who just might save the world.

Or at least find employment in Japan.