It’s nice to see Sanantonio taking up a good wholesome hobby. Santonio Holmes, a wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers, has been in a bit of hot water lately. First there was the incident at the night club (nothing good ever happens in those places as far as we can tell), then he went on Twitter and advised a follower to drink something deadly (can we say Jim Jones?). That’s why it was so refreshing to see one of Santonio’s more recent tweets “@cheryldbowman time to wake n bake” posted at just after 5 yesterday morning. And let me just say kudos to him for rising so early! [Twitter via My Lawyer]

When we last left map-eschewing porkquistador Peter King, he was decrying the price of Yankee Stadium’s hot chocolate (it’s 30% cacao!), praising the Saints for their edgy attitude, and deeply regretting ordering the Kung Pao cheeseburger spring rolls at Panda Express in the JFK airport.

What about this week? Will he ever find the Providence airport? Will it be another ho hum week for Wes Welker, ONLY THE FINEST WIDE RECEIVER EVER TO GRACE A FOOTBALL FIELD? And how did the Caldwellmen do? Join me, a day late, as we dive into the nether regions of one man’s very thin soul…

Read the rest of this entry »