Say, did you guys know Vince wanted to commit suicide?! It’s true! He totally told me!

Also, Al Haynesworth is a premature ejaculator! Totally fires off warning shots! Came on his girlfriend’s pants one time!

Also, you know how Keith Bulluck looks all manly? Turns out he really wants to be a woman.

Oooh! Oooh! Kerry Collins told me he’s fallen off the wagon, like 60 times!

And LenDale White was abused as a kid! That’s why he eats so much! He leaves a case of Clark bars under the bed and everything!

YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE ALL THE COOL SHIT PEOPLE TELL ME!