Posts Tagged ‘bad poetry’

The Words of Marshawn Lynch and e.e. cummings, Mashed Up at Last

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

PRESENTING THE FIRST PUBLISHED WORKS OF E.E. CRUNKINGS
(Note: Every stanza has lines from both Marshawn Lynch’s blog and an e.e. cummings poem)

i know i messed up before and even fumbled, but it’s something about me that a lot of people wouldn’t believe…
buy me an ounce and i’ll sell you a pound.

anyone lived in a pretty how town
i need all da buffalo fans to keep it lit for us while we doin our thang
Buffalo Bill’s defunct who used to ride a watersmooth-silver stallion

we started workouts again and its time to do work all over again…
whistles far and wee
I’m havin a “I’m ya daddi boi toy give a way.”
and eddyandbill come running from marbles and piracies and it’s spring
Me up at does out of the floor

And eyes big love-crumbs, and possibly i like the thrill
U feel me tho? lmao.
someones married their everyones.
you wanna know how???
they do not give a fuck for luck

im n da yard today to say RIP to a fallen BEAST and ma prayers are out to his family…..
one day anyone died i guess
?o baby i wouldn’t like Death if Death were good:for when
we did are thang against dem chief.

i put my shirt and pants on da same way u do…
follow no path all paths lead where Women and men (both dong and ding)
nuh nuh nuh…

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
two words…
BEAST MODE!

KSK Celebrity Pickakke: Rosie O’Donnell

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in Tampa! Up next, continuing our butch theme for the day, is Rosie O’Donell.

4 me
the Super Bowl is just a game
y r we still playing games?
we need to stop playing in America 2day

i keep an extra pack of Ball Park franks in my vaginal cavern

u must be tru to yourself in this world
and not b-lieve what everyone thinks
u should b
u should do

I keep a severed penis wrapped in vines

hopes and fears
faith and science?
all u know
is all we have

i feed my cat old tampons

obama is the sun and sea

if u want 2 know about the View
i won’t tell u
gossip is a waste
a black hole of energy

but Liz Hasselbeck is a major league cunt

and Barbara eats puppies 2 stay young

and Sherri Sheppard has an IQ of 6

and Joy Behar’s tits reach her feet

don’t feed the lies
don’t feed the bears
love the animals
and love the planet

valor

the gays love me

i love my kids
they are the light
but the nanny didn’t use organic soap
so I beat her to death with her own mop

are u gonna finish that pot roast?