For this week’s draft we’re going to pretend that we are orphans picking out a sitcom family to go live with. Any family featured in any sitcom is eligible, so choose wisely.

Draft order…

1. Punte
2. Ape
3. Drew
4. Flubby
5. Kogod
6. Falco

Note: Ufford was unavailable for today’s draft.

“Alyssa Milano AND Judith Light? Game over.”

“I can kill off Jay easy. And if I have to have a son, Manny seems about a good an option as any.”

Careful with Jay, he coached football.

“Great house, great location, loving family, black street cred, funny dad, Lisa bonet around to smear chicken blood on. Can’t beat that.”

Agreed on all counts.

Back-to-back Ed O’Neil picks! And why not, they always seem so happy and well fed on that show.

Because I know Uncle Phil would let me drive the Jag.

“Coach Lubbock sure had a craaazy family. And the “Lubbock Babe” could sing like birds!”

“That Debra, what a woman.”

Eric is like a lightning rod for all of Red’s anger, so I figure I could coast in that household. But really I just want to get in on those basement sessions.

“Manhattan penthouse with a maid & chauffeur? Don’t mind if I do.’

Just stay out of that damn bike shop.

“NOW I’M A WITCH! I’LL TURN YOU ALL INTO JIVE TALKING CATS”

“Nice to be the normal one.”

Ape: I was about to pull the trigger on Alf, but then I’ll always have him in Pog form.

Yeah, and you wouldn’t want to put Jean Gray in any danger.

“Double trouble, double hj’s!”

Nooo! I hope Rosie runs over your foot and Astro eats your cock.

Ape: They’ll probably have a pill to remedy that.

Flubby: Self-outing on blog results in firing from Spacely Sprockets.

“Joanna Kerns, MILf extraoridnaire”

Two great picks in a row. Drew could very well be the next Leonardo DiCaprio. Just do me a favor and kill Mike before he has a chance to be born again.

“Train inside my crib, y’all!”

It had to be this way. And I think I’d really enjoy life with the Bluths. Lucille may be a horrible mother, but she always has plenty of booze on hand, and she’s got plenty of money in the bank (not to mention the banana stand). Plus I wouldn’t pussyfoot around Maeby like George Michael did. Now who wants a to make some corn balls?

“Now that I’m jobless I spend a good deal of my time watching reruns of this truly iconic show. Bonus points for proximity to Wilson, that guy is a font of wisdom. Hey, I wonder if Al would consider moving in with us…”

Add your picks in the comments, just wait ten selections before choosing again. Anyone who drafts a family from a drama/miniseries/tv movie will be executed.

“Ever since I’ve rededicated my life to Christ I’ve caught way more persecution now,” he said. “But it’s a beautiful thing because I know it’s a breakthrough coming for me. I welcome it. What makes me any better than Christ? He was persecuted and I’ve been persecuted. My teammates know where my heart is. They know where my mind is at.”

It’s good to see Roy finding his inner-messiah. Hopefully he’ll continue to horse collar all of the non-believers into submission.

Bad MS Paint by Flubby

The Oklahoman via FanHouse