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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Pacman’s new teammate, Ricky Williams retirement plans and more

By flubby | 28 comments

After signing perennial ne'er-do-well Pacman Jones, Winnipeg of the CFL is negotiating to add former Lions first-round bust Charles Rogers to their roster.

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Dallas Is Compensating For Something

By Unsilent Majority | 29 comments

Did you hear that Jerry Jones built a gargantuan $1.

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Theismann says ‘aloha’ to his golf cart?

By flubby | 34 comments

An anonymous reader sent in the following story about Joe Theismann and his supposed antics on a Hawaiian golf course.

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POOOOOOOOOOSSSSYYYY NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

By Christmas Ape | 26 comments

Santonio Holmes is in the news today for beating a routine weed possession rap, but that's not the reason we're writing about him.

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Quick hits: Big Ben prefers $5,000 worth of Choco Tacos

By flubby | 13 comments

In addition to attempting an NFL comeback, former Cowboys kicker Billy Cundiff is breaking in the venture capital business.

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If wearing aqua & orange and naming your stadium after Jimmy Buffett’s beer hasn’t wussified your fan base quite enough

By flubby | 31 comments

This season the Miami Dolphins will furnish hand-held gizmos to 5,000 preferred season ticker holders.

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Biking Bill accused of strong-arming his lance in woman’s yard

By flubby | 27 comments

We learned yesterday that Buffalo fullback Corey McIntyre was arrested in March and charged with a misdemeanor for alleged masturbating in a woman's front yard in Port St.

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