[Singing before the NFL competition committee]

I wanna make love with this shove

HEY

With this shove

HEY

With this shove

HEY

With this shove

I wanna make love with this shove

HEY

With this shove

HEY

With this shove

[Door flies open]

About to hit the field
Make a movie, rated X
Butter you up with some popcorn
Then we get the butt sex

On the couch, locker room
After hours, running track
Me on your bo-sack
You on my face mask

We drafted that Felix Jones
He’s one we shoulda passed on
Me, I got 102 catches
And a fresh jimmy hat on

I wanna make love with this shove

HEY

With this shove

HEY

With this shove

And I don’t what ref is flaggin’

Flaggin’

Flagginnnnnnnn’