Name: Tony Washington
College: Abilene Christian (DII)

Likes: The Bible.
Dislikes: Stuff that’s not mentioned in the Bible.

Height: 6’6″
Weight: 310

Position: Offensive Tackle

Why His Name Might Sound Vaguely Familiar: Oh yeah, that. See, he’s the guy who fucked his sister.

Not To Be Confused With: Brother Love

Favorite Games: Taboo, Don’t Wake Daddy, Sorry

What His College Coaches Say About Him: It could have been worse, it could have been his brother. Man that would have been so gay.

What He Told The Scouts: “He said where he comes from, this kind of thing happens all the time.”

Oof?: Oof.

Who Wants Him: He can block, right? Shit, Mike Shanahan would fuck his grandmother for a decent line. But first he has to know if the kid can how to throw a good cut block without drawing a flag. Ah fuck it, he can always learn.

Who Will Take Him: Dallas. Because Jerry Jones is a sucker for a good incest story.

Normally we’ve got no problem with Matt Vasgersian. In fact, I would go as far as to say he is a friend of the site. But this idiocy cannot go without mention. First of all, the whole “this black person looks like a well-known black person” is kind of played out– if it was ever funny to begin with. Secondly, in comedy, timing is pretty important; and Matt’s timing here kind of sucks.

Lastly, I know this appears to be a clip from a “Base Ball” contest, but bear with us. There’s a regrettable football connection before it’s over– followed by uncomfortable silence and then some forced laughter.

UPDATE: From the comments, Matt Vasgersian speaks in his defense: “I am an idiot .. Save the racial stuff which is just flat out wrong, almost all of what has been posted on my regrettably horrific timing is spot on .. It was a bad decision made on live tv and i can absolutely understand how that make an announcer sound insensitive. Bad on the spot judgment. Nobody feels worse about it than I do guys.”

Good enough for us. We will give you a pass on this one, Matt. Just watch out for queasy Philly QBs and pissed-off Denver EMTs who aren’t as forgiving.

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