Posts Tagged: Atlanta Falcons

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Patriots-Falcons Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 617 comments

[via] The whole country will be in a rush to ditch this game once the "Breaking Bad" finale starts.

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Dolphins Hit Their Finisher On Harry Douglas

By Christmas Ape | 9 comments

Falcons receiver Harry Douglas was fielding a punt on his own end of the field in the third quarter when he got BAH GOD'd into the ground, fumbling the ball back to Miami.

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William Moore Hit His Finisher On Mike McNeill

By Christmas Ape | 20 comments

People feel a bit queasy about celebrating big hits in football these days, but that apparently goes out the window once a defender hits a pro wrestling move on a ball carrier.

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Moose Johnston Wants Falcons Receivers To ‘Rub Each Other Off’

By Christmas Ape | 13 comments

People always joke that football is inherently homoerotic and perhaps some of the butt-slapping and crouching under center is, but the rest of the sport is mostly just asexual violence.

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Roddy White Grudgingly Poses With Saints Fan

By Christmas Ape | 11 comments

As we learned this off-season with the "Colin Kaepernick wore a Dolphins hat" story, there's a certain type of fan who hates to know that players aren't blindly loyal to the organization that happens to employ them at the moment.

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KSK 2013 NFL Prekkake: Atlanta Falcons

By Christmas Ape | 27 comments

Last season: 13-3, NFC South champs, lost in NFC Championship Game Acquisitions: Steven Jackson, Osi Umenyiora, Desmond Trufant, Brian Banks Departures: Michael Turner, John Abraham, Dunta Robinson, Tyson Clabo Vegas 2013 win total over/under: 10 wins Verdict: PUSH Five incredible planned features for the Falcons as-yet-unbuilt new stadium: - Sphincter dome - 100-yard bar - Rumble pak seats - Animatronic gospel choir - Staging area for construction of Tom Dimitroff's Elysium Fan forecast, by SB Nation's Jason Kirk: After five years of franchise-altering success, the Falcons are going all in, and I'm pretty scared about that.

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B-E Complacent – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 12 comments

Did you watch the MLB All-Star Game last night.

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The Falcons Will Serve You Death On A Bun

By Christmas Ape | 39 comments

The Falcons won't have rumble pack technology until their futuristic new stadium is constructed, but in the meantime they can offer their fans a monstrosity of a sandwich at training camp.

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