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KSK 2013 NFL Prekkake: Atlanta Falcons

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Last season: 13-3, NFC South champs, lost in NFC Championship Game Acquisitions: Steven Jackson, Osi Umenyiora, Desmond Trufant, Brian Banks Departures: Michael Turner, John Abraham, Dunta Robinson, Tyson Clabo Vegas 2013 win total over/under: 10 wins Verdict: PUSH Five incredible planned features for the Falcons as-yet-unbuilt new stadium: - Sphincter dome - 100-yard bar - Rumble pak seats - Animatronic gospel choir - Staging area for construction of Tom Dimitroff's Elysium Fan forecast, by SB Nation's Jason Kirk: After five years of franchise-altering success, the Falcons are going all in, and I'm pretty scared about that.

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B-E Complacent – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 12 comments

Did you watch the MLB All-Star Game last night.

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The Falcons Will Serve You Death On A Bun

By Christmas Ape | 39 comments

The Falcons won't have rumble pack technology until their futuristic new stadium is constructed, but in the meantime they can offer their fans a monstrosity of a sandwich at training camp.

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Weis and The BJs — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 40 comments

Via reader Chris: Charlie Weis at a Bon Jovi concert thronged by women with suggestive shirts.

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Yup, That’s Grass — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 49 comments

It only took the near destruction of their franchise quarterback, but the Redskins have finally installed a workable playing surface at FedEx Field.

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The New Falcons Stadium Could Have Rumble Pack Technology

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The new Falcons stadium scheduled to open for the 2017 season is currently in the design phase, but the two most feasible proposals submitted to the Georgia World Congress Center have a number of interesting innovations.

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Brian Banks Signs With The Falcons — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 42 comments

Brian Banks is the rare case in which "football player" and "rape" are mentioned and the football player is the victim.

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