Meet Alana Blanchard, a native Hawaiian and pro surfer. Believe it or not, I’m a lifelong fan of this whole women’s surfing dealie. Along those lines, Miss Blanchard is presented today strictly on the merits of her athletic prowess. Her pulchritude is a mere happenstance.

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Welcome, fair readers, to another edition of the fantasy sex/fantasy football mailbag.  It’s fantasy draft season, so  the FF questions are getting stronger, and in this edition they’re paired with some pretty memorable sex questions, including a guy who wants to bang his mother-in-law, the KSK reader you most want to throw off a tall building, and how to approach fantasy league suspensions when one of the owners is in jail for statutory rape.  Read this one start to finish, it’s a doozy.

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