Brett Favre will do for boots what he did for Crocs

10.26.10 Written by flubby

We were all taken aback by the news that Brett Favre’s NFL-record consecutive game streak is in jeopardy. And while it may be premature to count Favaro out, it’s never too early to plan for the future. With that in mind, this latest setback might present some lucrative new marketing possibilities for the Land Baron:


“Whew, all better now!”

“When an ornery li’l dogie puts a hitch in my get-a-long, Sheriff Brett reaches for the Dingo Western Pride™ Athletic Boot. Genuine hand-tooled Apache leather, oil-resistant outsole, relaxed wide-fit… it’s the only ankle-boot that provides the comfort of the great outdoors with the Western-best look that I demand.  Is that a double-stitched welt?  Dern tootin’!  

A classic look that’s equally at home on the ranch or at the saloon.  It’s the only boot this gunslinger will ever wear. Lookin’ good, pardner!”

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Cast of Big Brother 10 does a spot-on ESPN impression

08.08.08 Written by flubby

Yeah, this is pretty esoteric f’n weird– which is why I’m posting it at this hour. If you’re still awake now, you probably like freaky stuff like this. On the other hand, if you’re reading this later on, then you’re probably pretty pissed off. Sorry ’bout that. Look at the bright side… we’ll have cheerleaders later today. No foolin’, mister.

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