Kissing Suzy Kolber » animal cruelty http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:25:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ en hourly 1 No One Must Ever Find Out About My Secret Japanese Fish Fighting Ring http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/no-one-must-ever-find-out-about-my-secret-japanese-fish-fighting-ring.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/no-one-must-ever-find-out-about-my-secret-japanese-fish-fighting-ring.html#comments Mon, 05 May 2008 10:02:10 +0000 Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1835

Now that I’m the new quarterback in Atlanta, no one must know that I train Japanese Bettas and have them fight for my amusement.

Oh, society may shun such dangerous activity. But I cannot resist the beauty and majesty of these noble creatures. Fighting is at the very core of their being! Can’t anyone understand that?

Perhaps I should shut down Ill-Timed Information Aquarium. Maybe…

No!

Never!

This is my culture, dammit! It’s part of my Chestnut Hill breeding. Now fight, you wonderful, mysterious fish, FIGHT! Begin your dance of death!

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