Kissing Suzy Kolber » after Koolaid everything is a letdown http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Koolaid Maroney Really, Really Wants U To Wash U Ass http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/koolaid-maroney-really-really-wants-u.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/koolaid-maroney-really-really-wants-u.html#comments Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:46:00 +0000 Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/koolaid-maroney-really-really-wants-u-to-wash-u-ass.html
The truly great Barstool sports was way ahead of us on the Koolaid Maroney phenomenon. They are real, live MySpace friends with Maroney, and from his MySpace page (is this guy great with social networking our what?), they have procured a gallery of pics that shame the last batch. Folks, when Koolaid tells you to wash u ass, by God he means it. He used the whole roll! Click on the link for the full effect, plus some amazing pics of receiver Chad Jackson as well, but here are some of the choicer ones, including… The Koolmobile.



I know what you’re asking. and the answer is yes. That IS a matching Koolaid bracelet. Bad. Ass.

I love this man. I really do. If you don’t love Koolaid Maroney, you molest puppies.

]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/koolaid-maroney-really-really-wants-u.html/feed 18 This Week’s KSK Commenter Mock Draft: Fantasy Football 2007 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/this-weeks-ksk-commenter-mock-draft.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/this-weeks-ksk-commenter-mock-draft.html#comments Fri, 22 Jun 2007 14:30:00 +0000 Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/this-week%e2%80%99s-ksk-commenter-mock-draft-fantasy-football-2007.html
Yep, that’s right. An actual discussion of football right on this here site. Never thought you’d see the day, did you?

The best part of fantasy football is how it helps get us, the football-bereft citizens, through the horrors of late June to August. You’d be surprised how much time you can eat up convincing yourself Wes Welker will be a great sleeper pick. And so, let us get the ball rolling with a rough draft. No stat sheets in front of you. No refreshing your memory of last season. No checking bye weeks. This one’s all gut. Consider it a fundamentals drill.

The rules: Let us assume this is a nonkeeper league. You start 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 RB/WR, 1 TE, 1 K, and 1 D, with 5 bench spots. 13 players total. No points for receptions.

1pt. = 10 yds run/rec or 25 yds passing
4pts. = passing TD
6pts. = run/rec TD, Defense/ST TD
-2pts. = fumble or INT
3pts. = FG
5pts. = FG 50+
1pt. = extra point or sack

PICK 1 PLAYER ONLY, THEN WAIT 12 PICKS UNTIL YOU MAKE ANOTHER SELECTION.

Oh, and I’ll be taking LT2 now. Suckers. He’s fun because he makes the Seahawks look dumb!

Have at it.

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