Kissing Suzy Kolber » Additional Photoshops by Grimey http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:57:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ en hourly 1 The Eyes Are the Mouth of the Soul http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/the-eyes-are-the-mouth-of-the-soul.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/the-eyes-are-the-mouth-of-the-soul.html#comments Thu, 15 Jan 2009 13:08:33 +0000 Captain Caveman http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=10348 [Inside a Star Wars-themed bedroom]

WASHED FACESPOT.  BRUSHED CHOMPERS.  GOOD SLEEPS BEFORE RAVENS GAME.  HAPPY SLEEPS.  NOT GONNA DREAM ABOUT PHIL RIVERS WITH MOUTH-EYES TONIGHT.  GONNA MAKE NICE PICTURES IN THE HEADSPOT.

NICE PICTURES.

NICE PIC…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Marisa Miller: Hey, Ben. 

Ben: HI

Marisa: You like what you see?

Ben: THATS A NICE MOTORBIKE YES

Marisa: Wanna go for a ride?

Ben: THANK YOU LADY BUT NO.  YOU DONT GOT NO HELMET FOR THE BEN.  CAN’T GET OUCHIE BEFORE RAVENS GAME.

Marisa: That’s cool.  Maybe Jay Cutler wants to ride with me.

Ben: BRONCO JAY IS HERE?







Cutler: Whatever-ever-ever.

Ben: AHHHHHH!  MOUTH-EYES ON JAY!  THE BEN NEEDS HELP!  GOTTA CHECK DOWN.  WHERE’S HINES?



Hines: Herro, Rongrastname-name-name.

Ben: AHHHHH SLANTY MOUTHS!

Hines: Why you scaled Rongrastname?  You no have eye eithel.  Time to rook in meellol-ol-ol.



Ben: NO EYES FOR THE BEN!!!  CAN’T PLAY WITHOUT EYES-EYES-EYES!

[wakes up]

YAHHHH–  WHA?

OH.  JUST… JUST A DREAM?  STILL GOT EYES?

[feels face]

STILL GOT EYES!  BEN’S GONNA SEE EVERYTHING FROM NOW ON.  EVEN WEAK SIDE BLITZ AND SHORT RECEIVERS.

[phone beeps]

TEXT MESSAGE FOR THE BEN?  AFTER SNOOZY TIME?







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