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REPORT: Aaron Hernandez Told Two-Way Mirror He Shot Odin Lloyd

By Christmas Ape | 57 comments

Aaron Hernandez admitted to a two-way police mirror that he shot Odin Lloyd, according to court documents obtained Tuesday by the Associated Press.

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Aaron Hernandez Destroyed Some Guy’s Ear In 2007

By Christmas Ape | 29 comments

Ever since the murder charge was brought against Aaron Hernandez in the Odin Lloyd case, the floodgates of alleged criminality have opened for the former Patriots tight end.

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Old Timey Buttfumble Rag — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 27 comments

The buttfumble is undoubtedly hilarious, but some people act like referencing it alone works for humor, even in lieu of a joke.

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Bernard Pollard Was The Last Player To Tackle Aaron Hernandez

By Christmas Ape | 40 comments

A meaningless, but amusing fact that a few eagle eyes on social media spotted from the AFC Championship Game: Bernard Pollard was the last player to tackle Aaron Hernandez.

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NFL Suspension Chart for Players Who Haven’t Been Convicted of a Crime

By PFT Commenter | 68 comments

If theres one person who has pinned back more ears than the Attleboro City Coroner looking for entry wounds its Commissioner Roger Goodell.