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Chris Borland Announces Retirement Out To Concern For Head Injuries

By Christmas Ape | 55 Comments

Since the start of NFL free agency this year, there has been a spate of retirement announcements by players who could easily have played longer.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Shorts, Wilfork and Tramon Williams Sign

By Christmas Ape | 36 Comments

More free agents signed and a couple reports are connecting Greg Hardy to the Cowboys.

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Divine Will Expressed Through Discount Airfare, Antrel Rolle Claims

By Christmas Ape | 47 Comments

God told Antrel Rolle to sign with the Bears through an Orbitz ad. Sure, why not?

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Peter King Worries About The ‘Public Battering’ Facing Greg Hardy’s Future Employer

By Christmas Ape | 130 Comments

Peter King has one scoop but you have to read through 6,000 words of nonsense to get to it.

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KSK Week in Review: Very Exciting Business Transactions

By Christmas Ape | 560 Comments

This week was what good NFL offseason looks like.


KSK Mock Draft: Person To Eulogize You

By Christmas Ape | 255 Comments

Your life probably sucked, but you can still have an awesome funeral.

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How to make a Chip Kelly Protein Shake

By David Rappoccio | 42 Comments

The Eagles can get away with acquiring frequently injured players when they have special protein shakes.


Colts Release Trent Richardson

By Trevor Risk | 64 Comments

The least surprising move of the offseason happened.

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This Week In F*** You: Having To Wait Six Months To Watch Ryan Fitzpatrick Underthrow Brandon Marshall

By Johnny Sugar | 49 Comments

All these free agent moves become less exciting when you remember we have to wait another six months for football.

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The Saints Got Tired Of Having Cap Space, Sign Brandon Browner

By Christmas Ape | 23 Comments

The Saints sign the former Patriots corner to a three-year deal.