By Trevor Risk | 16 Comments

To those of you who find the will and might to komment with wit and dick jokery, the rest of us will find a way to repay you for the replenishment during this gimpy time of need.

Cleveland Browns

The Browns Officially Unveil New Uniforms With Nine Combinations

By Christmas Ape | 67 Comments

So the Cleveland Browns had their official unveiling of their new uniforms and, yup, it’s the same ones that leaked online in the past few days.

it's satire people

STRONG TAKE: Aaron Hernandez should still be eligible for the Hall of Fame

By PFT Commenter | 44 Comments

The last thing this persecuted young man needs is for us to be discriminating against his on-the-field accomplishments.

factory of sadness

KLEARINGHOUSE: Browns Claim Fewer Than 30 People Have Seen Their New Jerseys

By Christmas Ape | 64 Comments

Even as the new jersey design has leaked to stores, the Browns are still saying not many people have seen their new uniforms.

xmas ape

KILL KILL KILL: Two for Tuesday

By Christmas Ape | 38 Comments

One wildebeest was too far, so she had to kill another.

fun with quarterbacks

Other Team Versions Of “Favre-Rodgers-Starr” Day

By Johnny Sugar | 24 Comments

On Sunday, the Packers found a reason to celebrate all their awesome quarterbacks. What can other, less fortunate franchises do?

FJM style

Peter King Wants To Know If Sarah Thomas Can Handle The Weight of History

By Christmas Ape | 188 Comments

This week, Peter King tries to ramp up the drama for Troy Polamalu getting into the Hall of Fame then questions the readiness of the NFL's first female ref.


Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson wants an EGOT and there’s nothing you can do to stop him

By Old James | 65 Comments

The Rock is teaming with Mark Wahlberg and HBO to bring the world the football version of Entourage we’ve all been craving.

xmas ape

KSK Week in Review: ‘The Evidence’

By Christmas Ape | 367 Comments

Next week we get a verdict in the Aaron Hernandez trial. Probably!

New York Jets

The KSK Guide To Getting A Tattoo If You Are A Professional Athlete

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 23 Comments

Running back Stevan Ridley got a Jets tattoo after signing a one-year deal with the team. He might regret that.

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