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Week 8 Late Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 945 Comments

Two of the NFC's one-loss teams battle to stay atop the conference plus the Sadness Bowl.


Bears debut radical “Cover None” Defense

By David Rappoccio | 17 Comments

Chicago's 38 points given up in the first half is the most in their storied history of being a mean gritty football defensive machine since 1920.

Big Sandy

NFL apparently planning five London games for next year

By Big Sandy | 9 Comments

If the NFL can't have a team there, they'll just play a game there every week

Big Sandy

Reports: Seattle ready to say au revoir to Beast Mode

By Big Sandy | 13 Comments

Candy stores across Seattle will mourn his departure.

Carolina Panthers

Referee Tries To Help Up Cam Newton, Receives a Five

By Christmas Ape | 4 Comments

The ref just wants to help but no one wants to be helped by the refs.

xmas ape

Week 8 Non-London Early Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 886 Comments

Another friendly reminder not to wear Ray Rice Halloween costumes.

Atlanta Falcons

Matt Ryan Throws Worst Interception Ever

By Johnny Sugar | 2 Comments

He'll be hearing about this one for quite some time.

detroit lions

Nick Fairley Carted Off With Nasty Looking Knee Injury

By Christmas Ape | 4 Comments

Never a thing you want to see and especially bad for Fairley in a contract year.

Big Sandy

Behold: The Sadness Bowl is upon us

By Big Sandy | 57 Comments

Bring on the gasoline for me to drink when the game is done.