Aaron Rodgers: very heterosexual person

Packers-Saints SNF Live Blog

By Christmas Ape | 639 Comments

The Saints are home, so this is their time to win or else.

indianapolis colts

Andrew Luck Throws Pick-Six, Cop Goes Crazy

By Christmas Ape | 12 Comments

Heinz Field is secure except for when the Steelers do good things.

chicago bears

Another Defender Hurt Himself Celebrating a Sack

By Christmas Ape | 11 Comments

Great, now they're going to ban sack celebrations.

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Week 8 Late Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 945 Comments

Two of the NFC's one-loss teams battle to stay atop the conference plus the Sadness Bowl.


Bears debut radical “Cover None” Defense

By David Rappoccio | 17 Comments

Chicago's 38 points given up in the first half is the most in their storied history of being a mean gritty football defensive machine since 1920.

Big Sandy

NFL apparently planning five London games for next year

By Big Sandy | 9 Comments

If the NFL can't have a team there, they'll just play a game there every week

Big Sandy

Reports: Seattle ready to say au revoir to Beast Mode

By Big Sandy | 13 Comments

Candy stores across Seattle will mourn his departure.

Carolina Panthers

Referee Tries To Help Up Cam Newton, Receives a Five

By Christmas Ape | 4 Comments

The ref just wants to help but no one wants to be helped by the refs.

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Week 8 Non-London Early Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 886 Comments

Another friendly reminder not to wear Ray Rice Halloween costumes.