detroit lions

The Lions Released Reggie Bush

By Christmas Ape | 44 Comments

It's a bad day for well-known veteran players who aren't that good.

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San Francisco’s Reckoning

By Christmas Ape | 26 Comments

Who is the Hooded Figure destroying the 49ers organization?

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New Rams stadium in Inglewood gets the green light

By Big Sandy | 38 Comments

The Rams take the lead in the L.A. stadium race thanks to action by the Inglewood City Council.

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By Trevor Risk | 38 Comments

We must embrace this time when the bad weather keeps us at our snarkiest.


American Sniper Fans React Completely Reasonably

By Spilly | 254 Comments

Birdman won the Oscar for Best Picture and American Sniper fans reacted completely reasonably.

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Kill Kill Kill: Drop That Camera And Run

By Christmas Ape | 35 Comments

An octopus leaps from the water to kill a crab. Staying away from water forever.

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Dreadful Gritty Reboots™ Power Rangers vs. NFL Helmets: Who Ya Got?

By Trevor Risk | 43 Comments

Time to play everyone's favorite game: which is objectively worse?


Tom Brady Wants To Be Famous For Acting Too

By Christmas Ape | 53 Comments

Why just have leading man looks when you can be a leading man?

Cleveland Browns

The Browns Reveal an Angry Dog And a New Shade of Orange

By Christmas Ape | 109 Comments

The Cleveland Browns are claiming to honor their city's new modern ways with a different shade of orange.


Marshawn Lynch Just ‘Bout That Copyright Law, Boss

By Christmas Ape | 39 Comments

Marshawn Lynch has filed to trademark the phrase "I'm just here so I won't get fined."

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Adrian Peterson And The Vikings Are Going Through A Nasty Breakup

By Johnny Sugar | 50 Comments

The major takeaway from this story is that we are extremely unlikely to ever see Adrian Peterson in a Vikings uniform again