Pete Carroll!

Pete Carroll and Seattle Seahawks Punished for Excessively Rough Minicamp

By Sarah Sprague | 27 Comments

Winning the Super Bowl does not mean you're above the rules, Pete.

matt schaub

KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Oakland Raiders

By Christmas Ape | 23 Comments

With their free agency signings, would be Super Bowl favorites if this was 2008.

Big Sandy


By Big Sandy | 18 Comments

How times will Jimmy Graham dunk the ball even though it's illegal? Hopefully a lot.

Teddy Bridgewater

KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Minnesota Vikings

By Christmas Ape | 46 Comments

Cassel/Bridgewater is just like Hoyer/Manziel only no one cares.

crisis in the pacific strip

Seahawks-Niners Rivalry Intensifies as Man Poses With Mannequin

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 18 Comments

It seems as though a peaceful solution to the ongoing crisis along the Pacific strip is becoming more and more unfeasible.

2014 NFL Prekkake

2014 KSK NFL Prekkake: Arizona Cardinals

By Christmas Ape | 57 Comments

Last year was the best year for the Cardinals in recent franchise history and no one noticed.


KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

By Christmas Ape | 25 Comments

Lovie Smith coaching a team that has a red flag for its logo. How fitting.

Philadelphia Eagles

Mark Sanchez Does Not Want To Go To The Rams, Gets Help From Friend

By Sarah Sprague | 25 Comments

Despite being a starting job, Mark Sanchez does not want to go to St. Louis.

andy dalton

KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Cincinnati Bengals

By Christmas Ape | 32 Comments

Already penciled in with another division title followed by a playoff loss.

Richie Incognito

A True Schiano Man Visits Tampa

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 37 Comments

Honorary Schiano Man Richie Incognito is currently in Tampa now trying to get his NFL career back on track after the bullying scandal last season.

FJM style

Peter King Wages War on Carbs

By Christmas Ape | 110 Comments

It may shock you to discover that Peter has a hard-on for Peyton Manning yelling at people.