Fun With Mock Drafts

KSK Mock Draft: Classic Rock Songs

By Christmas Ape | 830 Comments

We drafted classic rock songs. "That Smell" is one of them.

David Rappoccio

NFL LOGOS AS BUTTS

By David Rappoccio | 74 Comments

We had logos as dicks. Now they get to be butts.

san diego chargers

A Philip Rivers Trade To Tennessee Is Reportedly Going To Happen

By Christmas Ape | 81 Comments

A Philip Rivers trade to Tennessee for the number two pick is becoming more and more likely according to Jason Cole.

cordarelle patterson is super dumb though

Adrian Peterson No Longer Commissioner’s Problem

By Trevor Risk | 22 Comments

Commissioner Roger Goodell has reinstated Adrian Peterson, releasing him from the suspension for his reckless assault misdemeanor

4 easy payments of 99.95

The Terrible, Wonderful, Hand-Painted World of Football Keepsakes

By Spilly | 45 Comments

There's always a market for ridiculous overpriced NFL tchotchkes.

this week in f--k you

This Week in F*ck You: The 2016 Election Already

By Christmas Ape | 210 Comments

Elections are the worst sport and election season has begun.

new england patriots

Ballghazi Was Already A Jeopardy Clue

By Christmas Ape | 40 Comments

And yet no deflated ball joke from Alex Trebek.

#GodILoveBrands

Branding Fans React Completely Reasonably

By Spilly | 75 Comments

This week, the Browns changed their uniforms and Hillary Clinton put out a campaign logo and people reacted completely reasonably.

marmalard

The Chargers Discuss a Rivers Trade

By Christmas Ape | 60 Comments

The Titans want to trade the second pick for Philip Rivers but is Marmalard down for the move?

xmas ape

Aaron Hernandez Found Guilty Of First-Degree Murder

By Christmas Ape | 233 Comments

The former Patriots tight end receives a life sentence without parole.

egots

KOMMENTARIAT KOMMENTS OF THE WEEK: APRIL 8th – APRIL 14TH

By Trevor Risk | 16 Comments

To those of you who find the will and might to komment with wit and dick jokery, the rest of us will find a way to repay you for the replenishment during this gimpy time of need.

Cleveland Browns

The Browns Officially Unveil New Uniforms With Nine Combinations

By Christmas Ape | 67 Comments

So the Cleveland Browns had their official unveiling of their new uniforms and, yup, it’s the same ones that leaked online in the past few days.

it's satire people

STRONG TAKE: Aaron Hernandez should still be eligible for the Hall of Fame

By PFT Commenter | 44 Comments

The last thing this persecuted young man needs is for us to be discriminating against his on-the-field accomplishments.



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