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Peter King Buries An Important Story About Rodney Harrison Crying In The Bathroom

By Christmas Ape | 150 Comments

Stories about fart pranks, thoughts on Tim Tebow and Peter acting unsettled by the Britt McHenry video. All in all, a very fart-heavy column.

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KSK Week in Review: It’s Murda

By Christmas Ape | 314 Comments

A pretty murder-y week for former NFL players!

2015 NFL Draft

Constructing An NFL Roster (That Doesn’t Suck) Out Of Pokémon

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 66 Comments

I think you'll find that this team is the very best. Like no team ever was.

Fun With Mock Drafts

KSK Mock Draft: Classic Rock Songs

By Christmas Ape | 831 Comments

We drafted classic rock songs. "That Smell" is one of them.

David Rappoccio


By David Rappoccio | 74 Comments

We had logos as dicks. Now they get to be butts.

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A Philip Rivers Trade To Tennessee Is Reportedly Going To Happen

By Christmas Ape | 81 Comments

A Philip Rivers trade to Tennessee for the number two pick is becoming more and more likely according to Jason Cole.

cordarelle patterson is super dumb though

Adrian Peterson No Longer Commissioner’s Problem

By Trevor Risk | 22 Comments

Commissioner Roger Goodell has reinstated Adrian Peterson, releasing him from the suspension for his reckless assault misdemeanor

4 easy payments of 99.95

The Terrible, Wonderful, Hand-Painted World of Football Keepsakes

By Spilly | 45 Comments

There's always a market for ridiculous overpriced NFL tchotchkes.

this week in f--k you

This Week in F*ck You: The 2016 Election Already

By Christmas Ape | 210 Comments

Elections are the worst sport and election season has begun.

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Ballghazi Was Already A Jeopardy Clue

By Christmas Ape | 40 Comments

And yet no deflated ball joke from Alex Trebek.


Branding Fans React Completely Reasonably

By Spilly | 75 Comments

This week, the Browns changed their uniforms and Hillary Clinton put out a campaign logo and people reacted completely reasonably.


The Chargers Discuss a Rivers Trade

By Christmas Ape | 60 Comments

The Titans want to trade the second pick for Philip Rivers but is Marmalard down for the move?

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