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Week 2 Recap: Entire NFL Hurt

By Trevor Risk | 10 Comments

Sorry, all your players are belong to injury.

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The Seahawks Forgot To Ask Somebody

By Christmas Ape | 22 Comments

Chargers just want the Cardinals to win the NFC West.

Green Bay Packers

Week 2 Late Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 1,060 Comments

Are you ready for some Austin Davis? (Who is Austin Davis?)

arizona cardinals

Drew Stanton Declared Winner In This Week’s “Who Gets to Beat Up on Eli Manning” Contest

By Old James | 8 Comments

He'll start against the hapless Giants today, so that sound you just heard was everyone who autodrafted in your fantasy league scrambling toward the free agency pool.

Carolina Panthers

Greg Hardy Deactivated For Week 2

By Christmas Ape | 8 Comments

The Panthers reversed course and deactivated the Pro Bowl defensive end who was found guilty of domestic assault.