fun with peter king

Behold, the Most Disingenous Peter King Column To Date

By Christmas Ape | 138 Comments

Peter King is troubled by what has happened with the NFL. He should be. It's partially his fault.

New York Jets

Rex Ryan Greatest Coach Ever: Timeout

By Sarah Sprague | 28 Comments

Rex does not like losing in the most Jets way possible.


Bears Erase 17-Point Deficit to Beat 49ers; Arizona Cardinals in First Place!

By Christmas Ape | 53 Comments

"Jay Cutler got hit in the chest so the Bears won" -- Cris Collinsworth.


Colin Kaepernick flagged for saying naughty words

By Big Sandy | 37 Comments

You can't say bad words, but it's okay for Ray McDonald to play.

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Charles Tillman Suffers Another Triceps Injury, Gets Emotional On Sideline

By Christmas Ape | 25 Comments

Peanut Tillman's career might be at an end after this latest triceps injury.


Bears-49ers SNF Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 776 Comments

Bears got on the board just before half, if only to prove they're alive or not just committing penalties.

Brandon Marshall

Bears-49ers Sunday Night Football Live Blog

By Christmas Ape | 1,313 Comments

The 49ers are opening a new stadium, not that Jay Cutler cares.

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Week 2 Recap: Entire NFL Hurt

By Trevor Risk | 10 Comments

Sorry, all your players are belong to injury.


The Seahawks Forgot To Ask Somebody

By Christmas Ape | 22 Comments

Chargers just want the Cardinals to win the NFC West.