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Peter King Is Back With An Anonymous GM Trashing Clowney

By Christmas Ape | 129 Comments

Peter is back, everyone! The respite couldn't last forever.

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Jadeveon Clowney Lacks Work Ethic, Says Guy Who Gets Paid To Watch Football

By Johnny Sugar | 36 Comments

Fat old people who got their jobs through family connections disapprove of athlete's hustle.

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Aldon Smith Reportedly Arrested For Yelling Bomb At An Airport

By Christmas Ape | 37 Comments

Aldon Smith did one of the few things not protected by free speech.


KSK Mock Draft: Vacations

By Eric Sollenberger | 334 Comments

This week we're drafting vacation spots. It's pretty straightforward, they can be from anywhere in the world and you don't even necessarily have to have been there


Ugly Bowl Voting: The Fugly Four

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 30 Comments

Can the other top AFC and NFC contenders topple the seemingly inevitable Glennon-Schaub final?

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KSK Mailbag: Helpful guidelines for couch-surfing

By Captain Caveman | 97 Comments

My wife and I have a fairly large one-bedroom apartment by New York City standards.

It was with this hand that Cane iced his brother

Derek Carr Denies Rumor That He’s David Carr’s Brother

By Johnny Sugar | 34 Comments

With the NFL draft just a month away, quarterback prospect Derek Carr held a press conference this week in which he ferociously denied the scandalous rumor that he is in fact the brother of former NFL quarterback David Carr.


Colin Kaepernick Among Three NFL Players Being Investigated For Sexual Assault

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 127 Comments

Details are spotty, and it's too early to draw any conclusions. But if there's one thing we know about sports media, we can be sure that coverage of both the accuser and Kaepernick will be fair and non-biased, given the incredibly personal nature of sexual assault cases.

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Five Things You Should Listen To Before Phil Simms’ Opinions On This Year’s Draft Class

By Christmas Ape | 72 Comments

Just a few handy suggestions for things to listen to instead of Phil Simms.

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Costner Bombs

By Christmas Ape | 56 Comments

PFT Commenter's Draft Day review, Champ staying at corner and the Lions want to draft another receiver in the 1st.

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This Week In F–k You: Spring

By Johnny Sugar | 105 Comments

How spring has such a good reputation is beyond me. I think we romanticize the positive aspects of it all while conveniently ignoring all the negative ones.