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KOMMENTARIAT KOMMENTS OF THE WEEK: JANUARY 21ST – 27TH

By Trevor Risk | 34 Comments

Cheers to kommenters for sitting through the Irvin/Carter Cocaine Competition.

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CBS Sunday Morning Fans React Completely Reasonably

By Spilly | 155 Comments

With no NFL teams suffering crushing defeats this past weekend, Spilly turns his attention to CBS Sunday Morning fans.

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The Philadelphia Daily News Wins The Marshawn Lynch Media Day Hot Take Award

By Christmas Ape | 102 Comments

You knew the Marshawn hot takes were coming. Cheers to Marcus Hayes for having the hottest.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Bill Nye The Sports Take Guy

By Christmas Ape | 35 Comments

Plus Tom Brady likes avocado ice cream and Louis CK has a Ballghazi take.

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A Guide To Hosting An Awesome Super Bowl Party If You Don’t Give A F**k About Getting Fat

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 25 Comments

How I learned to stop worrying and enjoy all the bad-for-you food during the Super Bowl.

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Roger Goodell Learned All Life Lessons From Working as a Bartender in College

By Christmas Ape | 61 Comments

Tim Foil is your go-to source for tall tales from Roger Goodell's past.