It’s moments like these that make using Twitter and blogging as a whole enjoyable. Doing the fake Philip Rivers Twitter feed is usually worth a chuckle and watching the steady uptick of followers is nice, but the real joy comes when despite all the perfectly obvious signs to the contrary, someone believes it’s actually Marmalard typing away his obscenity-laced ruminations. So God bless you, Eric Winter. All five entries on this teenager’s Twitter feed consists of actual trash talk to who he believes is Philip Rivers. Now, it could be that he’s that savvy and subtly playing into the joke or just really, truly dim. I’m inclined to believe the latter.

Here we have a 1989 Diet Coke commercial featuring some notable NFL players of the day. I can make Ronnie Lott, Boomer Esiason, Warren Moon, Al Toon, Louis Lipps, Eric Dickerson. I’m not sure about the rest, one of the guys at the end looks like my mailman. This could be a case where anonymity has its advantages.

Our younger readers might not remember, but back in the 80s everyone drank straight out of 2-liter bottles. No big deal.