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2014 NFL Prekkake

2014 KSK NFL Prekkake: Arizona Cardinals

By Christmas Ape | 57 comments

Last year was the best year for the Cardinals in recent franchise history and no one noticed.

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KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

By Christmas Ape | 25 comments

Lovie Smith coaching a team that has a red flag for its logo. How fitting.

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KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Cincinnati Bengals

By Christmas Ape | 32 comments

Already penciled in with another division title followed by a playoff loss.

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Peter King Wages War on Carbs

By Christmas Ape | 110 comments

It may shock you to discover that Peter has a hard-on for Peyton Manning yelling at people.

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KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: New York Jets

By Christmas Ape | 46 comments

Rex's job is at stake for, like, the 10th straight year.

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Sunday Preseason Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 509 comments

The 49ers new turf gets put to the test! Preseason!

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Every Sexy Friday Ever

By Christmas Ape | 190 comments

WE'RE SO CLOSE TO ACTUAL FOOTBALL.

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