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Falcons Hard Knocks Episode Three Open Thread

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The Falcons get spanked in the preseason and Mike Smith will do his best to be angry about it.

Johnny Football

KLEARINGHOUSE: Fingerghazi Fallout

By Christmas Ape | 111 comments

It's not all about Manziel, just most of it.

hoyer country

Browns-Redskins MNF Preseason Open Thread

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Rarely do preseason games have so much narrative.


KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Buffalo Bills

By Christmas Ape | 70 comments

So begins the mission to escape the AFC East cellar.

keenan allen

KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: San Diego Chargers

By Christmas Ape | 43 comments

PRESSING QUESTION: Will there be more bolo ties this season?

FJM style

Peter King Says Sean Payton Should Fine Jimmy Graham Because That’s What Selfishness Gets!

By Christmas Ape | 66 comments

Plus trashing NFL Network hosts, spreading misinformation about the refs and getting creepily excited about Peyton Manning.

xmas ape

Friday Night Preseason Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 313 comments

Smack talking in the preseason. What will they think of next?

xmas ape

Sexy Friday Makes Arrangements

By Christmas Ape | 291 comments

Hey, we're into the second week of preseason games. That's the second most important week of preseason games!