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KILL KILL KILL: Two for Tuesday

By Christmas Ape | 38 comments

One wildebeest was too far, so she had to kill another.

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Peter King Wants To Know If Sarah Thomas Can Handle The Weight of History

By Christmas Ape | 188 comments

This week, Peter King tries to ramp up the drama for Troy Polamalu getting into the Hall of Fame then questions the readiness of the NFL's first female ref.

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KSK Week in Review: ‘The Evidence’

By Christmas Ape | 367 comments

Next week we get a verdict in the Aaron Hernandez trial. Probably!

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Troy Polamalu Announced His Retirement After 12 Seasons

By Christmas Ape | 51 comments

The eight-time Pro Bowler hangs it up after 12 years with the Steelers.

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Le’Veon Bell Suspended For Three Games For Weed DUI

By Christmas Ape | 77 comments

The Steelers running back will be suspended for the first three games of the 2015 season.

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KILL KILL KILL: Puma Perseverance

By Christmas Ape | 31 comments

C'mon, get up that tree, puma. There's killing to be done!