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Jaguars Win First Game; Browns Suck Again

By Christmas Ape | 8 comments

Jags defense comes up big as Jacksonville upsets Cleveland.

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seattle seahawks

Seahawks Upset By Rams, Controversial Fumble Recovery Seals Victory

By Christmas Ape | 9 comments

The Seahawks have now lost two straight and fall to .500. Brace yourselves for a lot of "THEY WOULD'VE WON IF THEY HAD PERCY HARVIN" takes.

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dallas cowboys

Week 7 Late Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 1,270 comments

Cowboys collapse is coming, though probably not just yet.

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dallas cowboys

There Is a Bat-Mario At The Cowboys Game

By Christmas Ape | 4 comments

EEEETS-AH MEEEEEE [Christian Bale voice] BAT MARIO!

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refs

Gene Steratore Needs To Replace His Contacts

By Christmas Ape | 3 comments

As someone else who wears contacts, I feel his pain.

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Atlanta Falcons

Week 7 Early Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 1,158 comments

Joe Flacco and Matt Ryan meet for the second time since they were both drafted the same year, plus Bengals and Colts fight for the AFC third seed.

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marmalard

KSK Week In Review: I Can’t Hear You

By Christmas Ape | 191 comments

"WHAT? HUH? WHAT? SPEAK UP, BUTT CHIN!"

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new england patriots

Referee Helps Patriots Player Before Field Goal Block, Jets Fans Assume Conspiracy

By Christmas Ape | 66 comments

A referee helps a Pats player with a routine pre-snap adjustment and Jets fans see conspiracy.

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