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There’s a Ballghazi ‘Person of Interest’

By Christmas Ape | 41 comments

The NFL has found an underling to pin everything on!

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Peter King Says You Are Demeaning Yourself By Not Being Upset About Marshawn Lynch Grabbing His Crotch

By Christmas Ape | 203 comments

Marshawn Lynch grabbing his junk is destroying the youth of America but newspapers making ball joke headlines is HILARIOUS!

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NFLShop Was Selling a Plaque That Featured Marshawn Lynch Grabbing His Crotch

By Christmas Ape | 21 comments

The plaque is no longer for sale and the NFL says it never should have been.

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Your Kickoff-Free Pro Bowl Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 1,430 comments

Watch the NFL experiment with rule changes it isn't ready to implement yet!

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Bill Belichick Gives Surprise Saturday Science Lecture

By Christmas Ape | 69 comments

A very boring Saturday interruption. Thanks Ballghazi!

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IT WAS ME! I WAS THE BALL DEFLATAH!

By Christmas Ape | 33 comments

CAWL OFF THE WITCH HUNTS! STAWP THE PRESS CAWNFERENCES! I GAWT A CONFESSION TO MAKE!

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