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Jimmy Smith Arrested, Gets Officer On ESPN

By Christmas Ape | 18 comments

Blocking someone from getting to an unconscious woman in a bathroom? This guy really is used to defending Ben Roethlisberger.

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Sexy Friday Follows The Trail

By Christmas Ape | 161 comments

We're going to need to all our strength and patience to get through the next few weeks.

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Taiwanese Animators Tackle The Sherman-Crabtree Beef

By Christmas Ape | 8 comments

The narrator's Richard Sherman voice leaves something to be desired.


Jay Cutler and Matt Stafford Getting The Sixth Best MVP Odds Somehow

By Christmas Ape | 49 comments

Vegas seems to think people are ready for a Cutler or Stafford MVP.

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KILL KILL KILL: A Win For Buffalo

By Christmas Ape | 31 comments

As is the case for nearly every week, last week was a tough one for Buffalo. Now they get something back, kind of.