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It Sounds Like Darren Sharper Will Be Out Of Prison In Less Than a Decade

By Christmas Ape | 82 comments

Thanks to a global plea agreement, Darren Sharper could be out of prison in nine years for a host of rape charges.

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Peter King Got Roger Goodell To Sit Down And Tell Him Nothing

By Christmas Ape | 91 comments

Peter King gets an exclusive interview with Roger Goodell and gives us mostly nothing.

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How Sad Was The Veteran Combine? Here Is But a Taste

By Christmas Ape | 39 comments

The NFL Veterans Combine was pretty sad for Michael Bush.

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KSK Weekend Tourney Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 1,750 comments

It was a bad week of NFL news. Luckily another sport stepped up with a distraction.


KSK Mock Draft: Excuses To Get Drunk

By Christmas Ape | 209 comments

There are many excuses to drink. We drafted a few.

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Dwayne Bowe Has Fulfilled His Destiny Of Becoming a Brown

By Christmas Ape | 32 comments

After three years of less than stellar output in Kansas City, Dwayne Bowe ends up in Cleveland.