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This Week In Fuck You

This Week in F–k You: People Who Hate The Llamas And The Dress

By Christmas Ape | 97 comments

Learn to enjoy some frivolous things every once in a while and cut people some slack for doing the same.

Minnesota Vikings

Adrian Peterson Wins Suspension Appeal As Judge Doty Smacks Down Goodell Again

By Christmas Ape | 53 comments

Peterson is not officially reinstated yet, but the running back wins an important victory to getting back before April 15.

detroit lions

The Lions Released Reggie Bush

By Christmas Ape | 44 comments

It's a bad day for well-known veteran players who aren't that good.

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San Francisco’s Reckoning

By Christmas Ape | 26 comments

Who is the Hooded Figure destroying the 49ers organization?

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Kill Kill Kill: Drop That Camera And Run

By Christmas Ape | 35 comments

An octopus leaps from the water to kill a crab. Staying away from water forever.


Tom Brady Wants To Be Famous For Acting Too

By Christmas Ape | 53 comments

Why just have leading man looks when you can be a leading man?

Cleveland Browns

The Browns Reveal an Angry Dog And a New Shade of Orange

By Christmas Ape | 109 comments

The Cleveland Browns are claiming to honor their city's new modern ways with a different shade of orange.


Marshawn Lynch Just ‘Bout That Copyright Law, Boss

By Christmas Ape | 39 comments

Marshawn Lynch has filed to trademark the phrase "I'm just here so I won't get fined."