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Here’s Tom Brady’s Resume From 2000

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Tom Brady posted his old resume on Facebook.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Reggie Bush Is An Idiot Too

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Plus fallout from the Vikings press conference and the NFL plans to tone down Pinktober.


Congress and Terrible Macrobrews Agree: NFL is the Worst

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Congress and Anheuser-Busch making token gestures of rage at the NFL.

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Meast and Least for Week 2

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The greatest heroes and the biggest dinguses of Week 2.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Peter King a Dick to Devon Still Too

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Plus Rihanna lashes out at CBS for pulling her TNF performance, and other news.

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The Eagles Come Back Again, Bring Glory To The Tempo Clock

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For the second straight week, the Eagles come back from a big halftime deficit.

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Eagles-Colts Live Blog, Second Half

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Eagles offense getting a lot of hype and is moving the ball, but red zone struggles have them behind at half.


Eagles-Colts MNF Live Blog

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Eagles vs. Colts. Two teams expected to own their respective bad divisions.